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    The Kirasaur's first ever post! *Awesome rave/techno/house music plays*

    Hello, Friends (and people I haven't befriended but will soon be the victim of attacksnuggles)

    Yes, good job Kira, first sentence has the word victim in it, that's not off putting or weird. Also, talking to yourself in text format, completely normal.

    Anyhoo, I am tha Kirasaur(RAWR) named Kirabell. If you mess with my friends i'll send you to Kirahell. Have you beat up so bad you'll loose your shell. (In this context, I am assuming you are the half demon half egg combination from the fanfiction I never wrote "Mr. Dumpty goes to hell". Also, Kirahell is a different place thus not sending you back home)

    Way to go, self! Two instances of hell, violence, and murder in your intro... Why should people snuggle you again?

    REASONS TO SNUGGLE;
    1. Cause I said so.
    2. I'm soft
    3. I'm small so you can fit me in an overhead compartment.
    4. I'm super snuggly and needy
    5. Do not put the Kira in an overhead compartment
    6. I can be adorable in the right light if the planets are aligned. (As you can see i'm clearly not adorable all the time)
    7. No, seriously, Don't put the Kira in an overhead compartment

    THE TOP THREETWO THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME;
    1. I am a switch. I act differently depending on who I'm talking to. I just kind of go with the flow.
    2. Do not ask me to be your Mistress. I don't know you. Creeper.
    3. Do not ask me to be your lil one. I do not know you. Creeper.
    4. I love snuggles.
    5. I am not looking currently, if it happens GREAT! If not, whatever. I'll make some neat friends.
    6. I am silly. Kind of... A little... No, wait i'm a completely serious Kirasaur (lol, no you aren't) Shut up, you don't know me. (Yes, I do) Damn.
    7. I'm strange, If you can't handle that get on my level.
    8. I'm not super big on talking about my past. It was hard and traumatic. Unhappy Kira usually results.
    9. I'm not even kidding now. You don't put Kirasaurs in overhead compartments.
    10. I lied when I said top nine things. Deal with it. If you don't get this, learn to math.

    TL;DR - Hi, I'm Kira.
    Open the door, get on the floor, everybody do the Kirasaur!

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    Re: The Kirasaur's first ever post! *Awesome rave/techno/house music plays*

    Somehow I was totally not surprised to see the contents of this welcome...

    Good to have you back Kirasaurus-rex.

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    Re: The Kirasaur's first ever post! *Awesome rave/techno/house music plays*

    RAWR! You mean I didn't completely scare you off? *shocked*

    It's good to be back, Mister.
    Open the door, get on the floor, everybody do the Kirasaur!

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    Re: The Kirasaur's first ever post! *Awesome rave/techno/house music plays*

    wraps my sweet adorable Kira in a big hug and snuggles you all up* you rock girlie i was laughs so hard i cried!
    To not be afraid of the dark is to know what is in the darkness. Author unknown.
    my head is underwater but im breathing fine ~ you are crazy and im out of my mind

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    Re: The Kirasaur's first ever post! *Awesome rave/techno/house music plays*

    *absorbs your tears in a roll of paper towels* Now I have your happy tears for when I need to... umm.. Nevermind. *whistles*

    *snuggles closely* Thank you for the amazing hug. You give some of the best huggles evers!
    Open the door, get on the floor, everybody do the Kirasaur!

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    Re: The Kirasaur's first ever post! *Awesome rave/techno/house music plays*

    Now look here Kira-bella, I said i was sorry about the overhead compartment thing, seriously, jeez, give a girl a break huh...

    *cuddles you so hard you can only just breathe* love you sis.

    <3
    Does my sexiness upset you?
    Does it come as a surprise
    That I dance like I’ve got diamonds
    At the meeting of my thighs?

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