Gary's Lap

**GaryWilcox** · 03-04-2005

...so that topic drift need not derail the Pandy & Caine thread...

...and because I rather like the idea of you ladies trying to all sit on my lap at once...

I present to you, Gary's Lap.

Be nice-- or no biscuit!

**albear** · 03-04-2005

*sneaks over and pounces at Gary's lap*

Gotta firmly plant my bottom here before all the other girlies come to join me

Now, wheres that biscuit....

**Chuckdom19** · 03-04-2005

Don't mind me, Gary. I'm here from the Chksng Book of Forum Records, and I'll be taking down evidence for posterity when you beak the record.... which shouldn't be difficult (almost said 'hard') for a guy like you.

chksng

**smartass kitten** · 03-05-2005

Originally Posted by GaryWilcox

...so that topic drift need not derail the Pandy & Caine thread...

...and because I rather like the idea of you ladies trying to all sit on my lap at once...

I present to you, Gary's Lap.

Be nice-- or no biscuit!

Ohohohohoh!!! Mememememememememe!!!

*climbs on up*

Oooh, such a nice view from up here

**erotic_nibbles** · 03-05-2005

<----sees albear on GW's right leg with smartass kitten on her lap.....takes a running start and leaps into the fray...errmmmm that is to say, sits herself very dainty like on Gary's left leg

Ooooooooooooo....nice here....OMG smartass get ya knee outta ma face!...sheesh.....lol

~~nibbles~~

**wendya** · 03-05-2005

comes into the room and seeing all the wonderful women on GW lap

decide not to try to find a spot to sit..... :nanana: i want fresh meat

.... so i move to stand behind GW and gently stroke the his hair, nibble lightly on his ears and play ever so slightly with his nape as we watch from our birds eye view all the antics happening on the lap

Thanks GW for letting us have fun :Tasty:

**Katmandu** · 03-05-2005

Whhoooooooeeeeeeeeee! Look out gals, here I come!

*Takes a bounding leap on top of the other girls, then wiggles erotically to get her hind end further down the pile, and closer to Gary's wonderful lap!!*

**GaryWilcox** · 03-05-2005

That's so sweet! And Chuck, let me know when I pass a record... I wouldn't know meself!

Wow... my lap is a lot more popular than I gave it credit for.

So you're here... want to confess something? Get some advice? Ask for an early Christmas?

**Barton** · 03-05-2005

Yes Gary, I think we will call you Santa. The women all seem to think that you are.

e.b. · 03-05-2005

*places several biscuits a foot or so from Gary on the floor to lure bearie and others over so I can get a good spot on the coveted lap while the others are distracted*

*gives lots of pouncehuggles to all and snuggles in to the mass of subbies on Gary's lap*

*smiles and curls up like the contented little kitty I strive to be*

eb

**Ruby** · 03-05-2005

* Steps to the side to take a picture - chanting "we want the men, we want the men *

* Has to maneuver around those that fell for the biscuits to capture a knee for myself and tickle from beneath. Ah-what a wonderful knee ride from the wiggling *

* Pouts, okay I'll share, as I make room for more *

* Whispers - Santa Gary, how about a real picture? Pretty please with sugar on top? *

**BabySub** · 03-05-2005

*As Ruby makes room for more, I walk slowly up to the sacred lap, and settle myself down onto it, wriggling a little to get comfortable.*

Hmmm.... yep, I can see why this is something to be talked about. Very nice indeed.

*wriggles some more, giggling*

Gee Santa... A real piccy would be nice. I have been wondering, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

*puppy dog eyes, batting eyelashes*

**erotic_nibbles** · 03-05-2005

Originally Posted by BabySub

*As Ruby makes room for more, I walk slowly up to the sacred lap, and settle myself down onto it, wriggling a little to get comfortable.*

Hmmm.... yep, I can see why this is something to be talked about. Very nice indeed.

*wriggles some more, giggling*

Gee Santa... A real piccy would be nice. I have been wondering, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

*puppy dog eyes, batting eyelashes*

<----sees Kat running gracefully at us and yells out a warning "INCOMINGGGGGGGGGGGG".....we all brace each other to catch her....Whew!

<------sees babysub sauntering over sexily and PLUNK right into my lap!

Psssssssssssttttttttttt babysub that's MY lap!

....lol

<----slips out from under babysub and lets her sink down onto GW's right leg....then plunks herself into babysub's lap......watches others falling for that bisquit maneuver eb pulled....Ha!....babysub and I aren't falling for no biscuits.....lol

~~nibbles~~

**BabySub** · 03-05-2005

Hmmm... :: purrs :: You have a very comfy lap then Nibbles. lol. And nope, we don't fall for cheap tricks like that. Not one bit. Not at all.

*grabs Nibbles round the waist as she sits on my lap*

You don't mind if I squish you, do you?

*wriggles on GW's lap*

This one's just as nice you know.

LOL.

**GaryWilcox** · 03-05-2005

A real pic? Hmmm.

Something from the neck up?

Or just the lap in question?

**Jadetiger** · 03-05-2005

Jade walks in and kneels between GW's legs. Looks up into his eyes and asks Santa what he wants for christmas.

Girls this always works when I tell my Santa what I want for chirstmas. So slide over and give me a little head room.

I know it was bad but I just couldn't resist. Bad, Bad Jade

**Chuckdom19** · 03-05-2005

coming towards the record, but not quite there yet. Getting lots of great photos, beautiful women,and I feel sure I can fuzz out that guy in the middle..

**wannabeXopsed** · 03-06-2005

Ah, i come crawling into the pitiful sight of all you girls attaching yourself to our poor Gary, and i need my share too, so i use an old trick, i pinch someones ass, and tickle a couple of feet, and make room for me,, yep,

i found a place, and it is perfect, (chuck you getting all of this) film at 11:00

:Porn: this could a full feature, fun!!!

BTW, yes we want a picture of all of it, but whatever you send I will treasure it and keep it on my nightstand,

Thanks

T

**GaryWilcox** · 03-06-2005

This kind of lap-manuevering is only possible when in the center of many, many bean bag chairs.

I've sent a note to the seventies to bring us some!

**GaryWilcox** · 03-07-2005

:: putting serious cap on for a second ::

I thought it would be best to just talk a bit about why I started this thread and why I'm not really very proactive about the roleplaying aspect of it.

Your attention and flirting means a lot to me. But in a way, I feel odd about reciprocating at times. I know that's stupid, ya don't have to tell me, honest!

Logically, I know it's okay. And flirting is just part of who I am, I flirt like a breathe or eat or pee. I have to flirt to survive in some ways.

On this forum, and another forum I frequent, I've been flirted with openly for the first time since Erin passed, and I guess I've started to flirt back. And at that other place, I made a bit of a mess of things and sort of unintentionally hurt someone's feelings by not flirting back, and then not explaining why I was being so alternately shy and bold. I really wouldn't want to do that here, too, so I guess I'd better explain that, quick.

When I first saw the talk in the Pandy and Caine thread, I kind of went into panic mode. I desperately need that kind of attention, but really don't know how to process flirting at times. I feel guilty for doing it, guilty for wanting it. Which is silly, which is shit, yeah. People need to feel attractive, wanted, and I'm no exception.

That's why I created this thread-- I think I needed to open a door or a window and see if the sun was out. I don't really know if I'm ready. So I'm writing this because I don't want to put you in a funny place if you write something flirty and I don't respond, or don't respond well. Just that you had something funny to say really brightens my outlook.

I'm mad about all of you. You're wonderful, and you take the bitterness away, and God bless you for that. Anyways... pull up a chair if my lap's a little crowded. Tell me how your life is, tell me all your dreams-- the vanilla and the kinky stuff. Pull on my beard to see that its real and then tell me what you want for Christmas.

I will relax and let my inner flirt loose again... thanks for playing with me.

**smartass kitten** · 03-07-2005

Originally Posted by GaryWilcox

:: putting serious cap on for a second ::
I will relax and let my inner flirt loose again... thanks for playing with me.

*messes up GW's hair*

everything will be aiight

**albear** · 03-07-2005

Originally Posted by GaryWilcox

:: putting serious cap on for a second ::

Now I'm being serious....there is a delivery here of every bean bag from the 70's!

Where the heck do I put all of these?! *starts to lift up people's bottoms and slides beanbags underneath them*

*pulls on Gary's beard* Hmm, I think it's a fake. But don't worry, we lubs ya anyway! :haha:

**truckinnhorsin** · 03-07-2005

i always was one for laps...

but ya know.. if ye make him lay back.. someone could sit on his face too?? lol

-walks around the group of girls, contemplating where and how she should get a prime spot-

Teni

**GaryWilcox** · 03-07-2005

Oooph. NOT a fake! It's real, I tell ya!

Yay for the beanbags... *wiggles toward the center * ...and, let me breathe, dammit! <g>

**Barton** · 03-07-2005

Gary you brought a tear to my eyes.

**Siela** · 03-07-2005

*pokes head around the door*

ooo beanbags

*creeps in to pinch one*

**albear** · 03-07-2005

Originally Posted by Siela

*creeps in to pinch one*

Hey! *pounces at Siela* I'm the beanbag police around here! *proceeds to start a beanbag wrestle*

**Jadetiger** · 03-07-2005

Originally Posted by GaryWilcox

It's not me that minds the hijacking... go wild!

Oh my. You shouldn't have encourage me.

Jade puts on her ninja outfit :ninja: and descends on the unsuspecting lap sitters. To Jade’s surprise she has got there just in time. Someone had decided the take Truckinnhorsin's advice and was sitting on GW's face. Using her Ninja stealth skills she replaces the unconscious and slightly blue GW with a life like replica.

Quickly and quietly she carries her prize back to a more secluded location. Evil and naughty thoughts run through her mind She strip and unconscious man. Then ties him spread eagle to a 4-post bed. Face up. She is glad to see GW is no longer blue and a very nice specimen of man flesh. She blindfolds him.

GW is starting to wake up and Jade is getting very excited. She has him all to her self. She starts to feel a little guilty. There are probably a lot of women on the forum who have dreamed of having GW tied to a bed and she really should share.

Jade secretly send out the word the all the ladies on where they can find Prince Charming. Rules - No rough stuff unless he begs for it.

Jade stands at the end of the bed admiring the view. She decides to pick up where she left off in the other thread. She crawls onto the bed in between his legs and slowly starts licking him until she reaches his thigh. Jade realizes Prince Charming must be a king because she is staring at a very nice scepter rising from between his legs. Jade using her tongue to buff and shine the scepter. Her reward is to see it grow to an enormous size. Now she can really get to work. She slides the scepter into her wet hot mouth and begins to give it a thorough cleaning.

To be continued…..

P.S. I really did behave and if anyone has read my stuff in Mobius’s dungeon. You all know how hard it was for me. LOL

Ladies feel free to take advantage of GW. I plan on it until he makes me stop.

**GaryWilcox** · 03-07-2005

Originally Posted by Jadetiger

Ladies feel free to take advantage of GW. I plan on it until he makes me stop.

In Gene Wilder's Willie Wonka voice, droning without enthusiasm: "Wait, stop, don't."

**Jadetiger** · 03-07-2005

Originally Posted by GaryWilcox

In Gene Wilder's Willie Wonka voice, droning without enthusiasm: "Wait, stop, don't."

Jade runs to get her toys. You asked for it.

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