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How I Became a Scat Slut
Author: Brenda
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(Added on Nov 24, 2002)
(This month 33851 readers) (Total 63550 readers) |
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(And How I Break Other Sluts to Scat) Not a fantasy per se. More aptly an article about me - a scat slut's passions and her methods. |
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Average (?):  (5/10) |
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| Reviewer:
JimmyJump
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Feb 11, 2009 |
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To, each his/her own. That's only fair. But what also is fair, is to treat a written pamphlet accordingly and to at least aknowledge the writing is decent.
At least, I thought so. And I didn't come down with yesterday's rain either.
Okay, so this isn't a 'real' story. But there's hundreds of 'not real' stories on this site.
And there's at least a couple of thousand that aren't as well written as this e-mail like outing.
I would have gone for a seven or eight, tops.
Granting a ten, because of the injustice I feel was committed by other so-called reviewers.
Granted, this here tale resembles an inhibriated rant, crossed with a school-girl's giggly fantasy.
But like I said, it is also well written and coherent, in-between rants.
And since when is using the first person, i.e. "me", strange?
JJ (10/10)
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jip
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Apr 12, 2006 |
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Brutal language from time to time. Strange use of "Me" as mentionned Nitrofox. Believe that the story could have been much better when the style was different. (2/10)
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Nitrofox
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Mar 31, 2003 |
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This story sucks, as equalizer said, it's not a story, but just rantings. Also, the writer cannot speak english properly, considering they start sentences with "me". Quotes are used improperly, and the story is generally disinteresting. Brenda, don't even bother responding to this, because I'm probably never going to look at the reviews of this story again. (1/10)
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| Reviewer:
Equalizer
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Nov 26, 2002 |
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1 - because this is not actually a story, it is somebody's rantings, which may or may not be true. How can we know? Is it a cry for help? Who knows? You can rant and curse at me for my 1 point review all you want if it makes you feel better! Go ahead, it may be therapeutic for you!
Excuse my scepticism, but announcing in this story that you just learned you have cancer and that your birthday is on the 28th November? What are you trying to say? Many of us have lost through this terrible disease and if what you say is true then you have my deepest sympathy. If it is a lie then you also have my sympathy for a different reason. I mean no disrespect in either case.
This story should get you some attention, the question is what are you going to do with it? (1/10)
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- Replied by:
Brenda
(Edit) (Nov 26, 2002)
- as u wish equalizer - let us hear ur rantings - do u have the balls for such - or do u lack such??? let us hear all about ur real life.
- Replied by:
Brenda
(Edit) (Nov 26, 2002)
- oooppps... sorry to 'hound' you but me just got a flurry of emails. people are waiting for your article about the real you. one even suggested that you trade balls with your dog if that what it takes to get u to rite it. CAUTION: he (the dog) may or may not wish to trade (but how can he trade if u got none to trade?) - but DO NOT ask him to trade pee pees with you... he no want to get stuck with an inferior pee pee and mite bite urs off for the mere suggestion. we also hope u not cruel to ur dog because he be a better lover than u. people like u seem to be like that.
- Replied by:
Equalizer
(Edit) (Nov 27, 2002)
- Brenda honey, me thinks it good that u have a dog companion, u can bark at the moon together. Thank u for taking an interest in my balls. Sorry but my story must wait, Primeval Female Animal far more interesting.
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Brenda
(Edit) (Nov 28, 2002)
- WHAT balls, oinker??? you very obviously have none... you be you are also sooooooo very obviously jealous of my writing and other talents, too... you are most jealous of all about the fact that a dog can please a woman better than any human male... that makes arrogant pigs like you totally useless and a waste of space...
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Equalizer
(Edit) (Nov 29, 2002)
- Dearest Loveliest Brenda, If yesterday was really your birthday then I hope you had a wonderful 'scat-tastic' day!
Jealous? Of course I'm in awe of your talents. However I remain concerned about your seeming obsession with man's genitals - didn't Freud have a theory about that?
Yours truly, the totally useless Oink Oink!
- Replied by:
Brenda
(Edit) (Dec 1, 2002)
- You persist in your arrogance. Your review was totally biased but your real sin was your sarcastic remarks. you wrote the review to antagonize my person. Foolish ARROGANT pig. That puts your credibility at absolute ZERO. It is alright for you and the other pig who thinks he is a vampire (and who runs off at its mouth on this site too much) seem to be able to make inappropriate remarks with impunitity whilst I get censored. pigs don't like being called arrogant pigs - the truth hurts their pigish pride too much. your last reply was the standard pig shit that pigs spout and the majority swallows. That is why this world is going to the pigs so fast. Keep your remarks coming piggie, show your ture colors some more for all to see. I WILL have the last say, though.
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Equalizer
(Edit) (Dec 6, 2002)
- My dear Brenda, much as I would like to carry on our discourse, you appear to have nothing to say beyond your usual ranting about pigs. I thought writers were supposed to be creative! I gladly offer you the last word. Go on, try to say something different just for once...
- Replied by:
Brenda
(Edit) (Dec 6, 2002)
- me KNEW you could not resist showing what a jackass you are. There are people laughing at you, not because you are funny, but because you are so pathetic - and such an IGNORANT piggie. There is a growing list of people waiting to hear about YOUR true person. We know that will NEVER happen because you are so incredibly BORING - as are all pigs. Pigs DO NOT reveal anything about themselves because that would make them appear to be the pigs they are. have a happy Christmas NOT. I hope you choke to death on it - one less pig in the world to contend with.
- Replied by:
Nitrofox
(Edit) (Mar 29, 2003)
- Brenda: In your story you say that you do not hate all men. Why then do you insist on making a fool of yourself and losing all the respect you may or may not have had by calling anyone who doesn't like your story a pig? Have you no respect for criticism? If you don't like negative replies, then:
1. Don't write stories OR:
2. Write perfect stories.
These are the only two ways you will be able to get only positive reviews. I pity the person that has to put up with a bitch like you. Good-bye.
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emde
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Nov 25, 2002 |
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FANTASTIC! FANTASTIC!!! FANTASTIC!!! (10/10)
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- Replied by:
Nitrofox
(Edit) (Mar 29, 2003)
- ... except it sucks.
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