The Perfect sub

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!) Apparently..
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither. Hee! I (believe) female, but lemme check..(still checking)...yup, it's a girl!
3) Do you enjoy answering questions? Yes.
4) Is age important to you? In what context?
5) How old are you? Not quite thirty.
6) Where did you learn kick boxing? I didn't...
7) Can I have my teeth back? Sure, I'll mail 'em to ya.
8) Do you like to be spanked? I'm quite aroused by the idea...
9) What's your favourite implement? A flogger sounds most enticing.
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb? Again, in what context?
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes? Not particularly...
12) Do you like to take off clothes? I imagine I'd quite enjoy removing my Master's clothes... :D
13) See Q6 Seen, now what?
14) Do you enjoy age play? I doubt it would do much for me.
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment? It's all theory with me, but yes, I believe I would.
16) What about blow jobs? Ooo, very eager to try this...especially on my Master!
17) See Q7 Dude, I've seen it!
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive? I think so, but really don't have anything to compare against...
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f) You'd be surprised, I don't think mine is...
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive? Don't have a boyfriend...*pouts*
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves? I like all four.
22) OK. Now will you untie me? Um, why are you tied up? Thought I was the subbie here...
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare? Bro, if I had it I'd hand it over in a New York minute.

BadKitty,

~smiles~

*Purrs for her Master*

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Originally Posted by Uncle_Ed

Friends.

I have just looked back at this (again) and it has made me think.

I made it up when I was seeking "The One" and have had some quiet smiles at the briiliance of the responses...

BUT-

Over the months I have been around, I have heard it said many times that certain people in here are viewed as something "special" and unobtainable...me included.

This is just not true. I am a deeply flawed human who simply enjoys a laugh-and I am sure that many others who are seen as special are exactly like me.

My point? Chat or write to the person you like the look of-let them know. You are special yourself-that special one just doesn't realise it...yet.

Happy hunting. Happy being captured.

Ed.

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I agree totally Ed. I found this thread and dusted it off once because it is a lot of fun, and life should be about fun.

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Yes! Did you really have to ask?

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
I am female and feel pretty confident with that answer

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
If I didn't I wouldn't waste my valuable time answering these

4) Is age important to you?
Yes, when I am feeling bad about getting older I always know there is someone else around older than I.
For a partner though, I don't know why, but I prefer older. My b/f is 11 years my senior.

5) How old are you?
pushing forty, but don't feel it yet.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Self taught, kicking boys in the crotch in the schoolyard.
I still like to practice sometimes so I don't lose my technique.

7) Can I have my teeth back?
Yes when they are finished thier soak in the toilet....oh didn't I mention I like watersports?

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Silly question.....YES!!, but sadly I have never had the experience yet, self spankings don't count.

9) What's your favourite implement?
A willing participant

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
I used to eat tons of it raw when I was a kid. Now every time I hear or look at the word, my face scrunches up like when you eat a lemon. Ewww.....strong feelings of puckerness.

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Yes

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
With my teeth (or yours) Yessssssss!!!!!!........oh wait I haven't tried that yet either, but working on it, I'll let you know if I like it or not when it happens.

13) See Q6
Sorry I haven't changed my mind, the answer is still the same.
And don't worry I can empathize on how difficult it is to think up soooo many interesting questions.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Yes, when I don't get my way, I always enjoy throwing a good temper tantrum.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Ummm I don't know, how bad was my tantrum? I think I'll just pass and come back another time to answer.

16) What about blow jobs?
What about them?
Ohhh wait I have a story.... at night when I sleep I grind my teeth, which has affected my jaw. If I open it too wide and for too long, it locks. I guess it would be considered a plus as you wouldn't have to ever worry about using those donut mouth thingys, just lock the jaw and go for it baby................ I guess you would like an answer....yes they are fine especially when hair pulling is involved.

17) See Q7
Ooopps I flushed.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yes especially when they are getting the living crap pinched out of them.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
See Arria's answer, still giggling too much to answer it again

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
When I pinch his nipples? Yes!!
Other than that no he is not the overly sensitive squishy type.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
All of them, but just like spanking, I have only done self bondage with ropes and scarves, I am still waiting for the real mccoy or when pigs fly.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Yes, but if you didn't want to listen to my answers, then you shouldn't have put yourself in that situation.


23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Well I would but I want an ice cream, and with all this global warming and the fact that people are not getting enough exercise I think it's best that you walk.

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
You betcha! ;)
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither. *LOL* female :)
3) Do you enjoy answering questions? Sometimes
4) Is age important to you? Age is just a number.
5) How old are you? 25
6) Where did you learn kick boxing? From Billy Blanks and my Tae-Bo videos. ;)
7) Can I have my teeth back? Ew!! *LOL!!!*
8) Do you like to be spanked? Oh yes!!!
9) What's your favourite implement? Well, my favorite instrument is the guitar...
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb? Strawberry rhubarb pie is good...
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes? YES!!
12) Do you like to take off clothes? DoubleYES!!
13) See Q6 At the local gym, too!
14) Do you enjoy age play? i guess...i've never tried it
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment? *nods*
16) What about blow jobs? Yep!
17) See Q7 *gets a 10 foot pole and shoves Ed's teeth back to Him*
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive? *shivers* Yes...
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f) Oh yes...*double shiver*
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive? When he needs to be, yes.
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves? Ropes and chains!!
22) OK. Now will you untie me? *giggles and unties Ed*
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare? *looks in my pocket* Sorry, Love, i don't have change... ;)

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
yes, and a very sweet one i might add giggles..2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
female *looks between her legs* yeppers female bits!!!
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
not really
4) Is age important to you?
no its not
5) How old are you?
24...
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
*laughs*
7) Can I have my teeth back?
yes u may, *hands you, your teeth back*
8) Do you like to be spanked?
yes i do
9) What's your favourite implement?
a loving Dom/friend
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
nope
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
sometimes, depends on my mood
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
yes
13) See Q6
*laughs again*
14) Do you enjoy age play?
not really...
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
if i misbehave or disappoint
16) What about blow jobs?
LOVE them! love watching them, giving them everything about them...*weg*
17) See Q7
didnt i say you can have your teeth back? lol..
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
VEERYYY sensitive
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
my whole body sensitive
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
scarves
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
yes i will hun..lol
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
*thinks about it* ahhh ok i'll leave ya fare lol..

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!) Yes
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither? Female ... I think ...
3) Do you enjoy answering questions? Only non-trivial ones.
4) Is age important to you? Yes.
5) How old are you? Younger than you
6) Where did you learn kick boxing? Ballet is a wonderful thing.
7) Can I have my teeth back? If your teeth come out, you're too old for me.
8) Do you like to be spanked? I have a feeling I'd better like it after people see these answers!
9) What's your favourite implement? Whatever my dom would like.
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb? It's good with strawberries in a pie.
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes? Yes
12) Do you like to take off clothes? Yes
13) See Q6 Okay, fine, I did tap too.
14) Do you enjoy age play? I'm a kid at heart.
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment? Not particularly
16) What about blow jobs? Not particularly unless my dom wants one
17) See Q7 You aren't getting any younger, Grandpa.
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive? Yes, and you hurt their feelings assuming that they weren't.
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f) And now she's gone off to join the nipples at their pity party.
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive? You'd have to ask him that one.
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves? Rope
22) OK. Now will you untie me? That isn't for me to decide - I don't want to join you.
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare? What bus fare? *innocence*

Lol^^^

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
2) I’m a switch
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
3) Neither—F/f
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
4) Depends on my reward (or punishment).
4) Is age important to you?
5) I like my partners to be over the age of reason (it takes many decades for some to achieve this).
5) How old are you?
6) Almost 40
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
7) At a wimmin’s community center in Berkeley.
7) Can I have my teeth back?
8) Not if you plan to touch me again.
8) Do you like to be spanked?
9) Yes.
9) What's your favourite implement?
10) A collar—nothing drops me faster in subspace.
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
11) Veggie play is NOT one of my vices.
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
12) Nope. I’m a boxers and dress shirt kind of gal.
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
13) Before I bathe, definitely. Otherwise, I let Her take them off.
13) See Q6
14) See A6
14) Do you enjoy age play?
15) Never done it.
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
16) Not while it is happening but it is one of the best ways to learn.
16) What about blow jobs?
17) Gross! No man flesh but yes to latex, especially if it gets her off.
17) See Q7
18) You shouldn’t have touched me.
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
19) Oh, yeah.
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
20) Yeah, baby.
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
21) My Gal is very sensitive and, if you call Her big again, you’ll never get those teeth back.
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
22) Leather is the way to go, followed closely by silk then steel.
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
23) Have you learned your lesson?
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
24) You’ll be waiting a long time—buses don’t run in my neighborhood at this hour.

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Nope, I'm just a slut.

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
*checks panties* Yep, I'm girl! (The pink lace might have given it away, huh?)

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Only on alternate Tuesdays.

4) Is age important to you?
Yes. I don't play with children.

5) How old are you?
I'm preparing to celebrate the 5th anniversary of my 25th birthday this November.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
Cardio kick-boxing, Tuesdays and Thursdays at 7 am :)

7) Can I have my teeth back?
Will you bite me if I give them back?

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Duh. Of course. Hard. Often.

9) What's your favourite implement?
a leather belt

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Will you spank me with it?

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
As often as possible. Corsets and stockings....mmmmm

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Yours or mine? Both?

13) See Q6
I also have 2 brothers, on whom I practice it if they get out of line.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
*giggles* Yes, Daddy.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Please? Pretty please? With whipped cream and a cherry on top?

16) What about blow jobs?
*nods vigorously* Uh-huh. Yes. Lots. Please.

17) See Q7
That bite mark better leave a bruise.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
If you click me, I will cum. *giggles*

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
Yeah. He bites. And spanks. I'm a bad, bad girl.

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
All of the above. Please?

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Aww...come on, I can beg better than that....

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Sure, but it probably won't do you much good all tied up like that. Nice ropework, by the way.

Damn.
I started this all seriously.
Perhaps the only question should be: Do you have a sense of humour?

Well, yeah. But nobody ever gets my jokes. I tried telling that one about the kangaroo toothpaste, but....*sighs*

*Thinks that if Uncle had not been using kangaroo toothpaste his teeth might have stayed in his mouth.*

cariad

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Originally Posted by cadence

7) Can I have my teeth back?
Yes when they are finished thier soak in the toilet....oh didn't I mention I like watersports?

9) What's your favourite implement?
A willing participant

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Yes, when I don't get my way, I always enjoy throwing a good temper tantrum.

16) What about blow jobs?
What about them?
Ohhh wait I have a story.... at night when I sleep I grind my teeth, which has affected my jaw. If I open it too wide and for too long, it locks. I guess it would be considered a plus as you wouldn't have to ever worry about using those donut mouth thingys, just lock the jaw and go for it baby................ I guess you would like an answer....yes they are fine especially when hair pulling is involved.

17) See Q7
Ooopps I flushed.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
See Arria's answer, still giggling too much to answer it again

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Yes, but if you didn't want to listen to my answers, then you shouldn't have put yourself in that situation.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Well I would but I want an ice cream, and with all this global warming and the fact that people are not getting enough exercise I think it's best that you walk.

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cadence, I laughed so much reading this from you! I loved all your answers, but these are brilliant! And yes, Arria's answer to #19 is the best one yet!

Oh my...I gotta stop laughing. My sides hurt!

The only question I can answer here:

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Barely.

:wave:

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Originally Posted by tessa

cadence, I laughed so much reading this from you! I loved all your answers, but these are brilliant! And yes, Arria's answer to #19 is the best one yet!

Oh my...I gotta stop laughing. My sides hurt!

The only question I can answer here:

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Barely.

:wave:

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Thanks Tessa, yes Arria's answer was the best
I liked fireflys answer to the age question,

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5) How old are you?
I'm preparing to celebrate the 5th anniversary of my 25th birthday this November.

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I am still waiting patiently for my super duper "Perfect Sub" award.....or
maybe he is too busy right now ripping apart the plumbing trying to find his teeth.

cadence,

I can't take credit for that answer...I borrowed it from a friend of mine, who, like me, was lamenting that big upcoming borthday we are both dreading this year. I'm going to do something really, really outrageous. I never do anything really outrageous and I am definitely going to do something. Like get a tattoo. Or go to Hawaii. Or shave my head. Or something.

I make no apologies.

I love this thread-and still laugh at some of the brilliant answers!

Hope you find it funny, my friends.

Ed.

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
To the proper Master, yes. To anyone below that status? Peh!

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither?
Very female, according to the rumors.

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Would I be typing away at this otherwise?

4) Is age important to you?
Important? I've never thought of it as important, per se, but I do have an affinity for older men.


5) How old are you?
29 according to the calender.

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
My kitchen, oddly enough.

7) Can I have my teeth back?
You can, I'm sure. Now, MAY you have them back?

8) Do you like to be spanked?
Oh yes... VERY much so...

9) What's your favourite implement?
I do love the crop, but the flog has it's charms... When it comes right down to it though, bare hands on skin is the BEST feeling...

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
In cooking, yes, but don't distract me from my dirty train of thought here...

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Not as much as I like to take them off...

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Mine AND my Master's.

13) See Q6
Still in the kitchen.

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Eh.

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Yes, if I deserve it of course.

16) What about blow jobs?
Oh YES PLEASE.

17) See Q7
Well, okay, if you're gonna' keep bringing it up...

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
I can cum just from having them played with. You tell me? ;o)

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
Oh you could say that...

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
He knows where to find my sensitive places, that's for sure...

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
All of the above are delightful, straps are my favorite.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
I'm a little tied up m'self.

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Sure, I got a buck.

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)

sub what - submariner - No I get seasick......

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.

looks down at ample boobs - nope they're definately not man boobs


3) Do you enjoy answering questions?

.... don't wanna tell you....

4) Is age important to you?

of course age is important - I hate getting cold so anything but the ice age is good

5) How old are you?

second star on the right & straight on till morning


6) Where did you learn kick boxing?

I didn't - but I am a karate instructor

7) Can I have my teeth back?

no - the dog is still using them to eat his dinner with

8) Do you like to be spanked?

Who would dare try *glances at D8.... blushes...* errm ok well....... I guess

9) What's your favourite implement?

my trusty chainsaw that I use on the server when it keeps booting me

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?

No - but I'm very fond of custard

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?

I don't like to but - If I'm wearing it - it's sexy

12) Do you like to take off clothes?

take them off who?? *glances at D8 again* well - I do like disrobing my Master

13) See Q6

I did and have already answered it duh

14) Do you enjoy age play?

I didn't know age was coming out to play today

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?

Is it on the national health?


16) What about blow jobs?

huffs..... puffs...... what about them?

17) See Q7

see answer to Q13

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?

yes they cry at sad movies

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)

yes it cries at sad movies too

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?

only on a full moon

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?

all of the above at the same time - I don't want him getting away lol

22) OK. Now will you untie me?

I didn't tie you up so I can't possibly free you now could I. Its not my job

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?

The bus fare won't do you any good - they scrapped the bus service round here 2 years ago

Well, Uncle_Ed. I have decided to take your advice~ so.. here goes.

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
No, I'm still going to school. Maybe one day before I become a teacher I will sub for a while. *thinks*
Oh.. wait.. you meant.. heh~ yes. *blushes*

2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
I'm female, last I checked. *Looks down* Boobs: check. kitty: check. *giggles*

3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Sure, why not. I'd rather answer questions than be told to talk about myself.. you know, the whole "shy" factor. *looks away embarrassed.*

4) Is age important to you?
Not so much, although I was never too fond of dating younger men..

5) How old are you?
*smiles* just legal. (18)

6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
*Thinks...* Hmmm.. it would have to be when I was about 12.. my siblings and I used to play fight when we were bored. *Shrugs.*

7) Can I have my teeth back?
I don't know, can you?
I do believe you mean to say, "May I please have my teeth back?"
(proper grammar and manners just seem to come naturally.)

8) Do you like to be spanked?
*giggles* As a child, I was the [I]only[I] one out of my brother, sister, and I to have gotten spanked. I'm sure I deserved it. When my father asked, "Did that hurt?" I was cheeky enough to reply in a sassy tone, "Noo." (I'm sure I did the little head shake thing as well.) Anyways, I got spanked again for being a brat. *is stubborn..*
Oh, sorry~ yes, being spanked is fun.

9) What's your favourite implement?
Well, you see.. *looks away* I umm, I only have fingers. *blushes and looks away.*

10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Not in particular. (Although I always thought rhubarb pie didn't look very appetizing..)

11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
I don't really own any sexy clothes. I seem to wear more conservative/sophisticated clothing, if you will. I'm fairly self-conscious, and I'm sure this plays a role in my clothing choices. However, that's just me. *Shrugs.*

12) Do you like to take off clothes?
That's always fun. Clothes can be so.. *what's the word I'm looking for..* restrictive and inhibiting, at times.

13) See Q6
*Looks back at Question 6.* Ok, what now? *awaits directions eagerly.*

14) Do you enjoy age play?
Perhaps, I'm not really familiar with this term. *Is new to all this.* Sorry. >.<

15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
At times, yes, it's fun. However, I have very pale, ivory skin (I'm not very fond of the sun.. skin cancer ftl) and red marks are left easily and are clearly visible. And I'm not exactly fond of scars.. I think they make me ugly..

16) What about blow jobs?
What about them? If Master is pleased by them, then I'm sure I could/would learn to love them. After all, pleasing Master pleases me. *blushes and smiles.*

17) See Q7
*Looks back to Question 7.* The grammar is still incorrect.. I mean.. I feel bad pointing this out and correcting an elder. Please forgive me, Uncle_Ed.

18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
*blushes and looks away* Yes, they are quite delicate.

19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
*blushes even brighter and looks away* Very, very much so.

20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
I'm sorry, who?

21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
I would really only consider wearing scarves, seeing as the others don't really fit in with my style..
As bondage? *blushes* Surprise me.

22) OK. Now will you untie me?
You were tied up? Awww, poor you. *Pats consolingly.* I'm terribly sorry, as a sub, I do not believe I have the authority to do so. Perhaps, if you tell me the name of your owner, I could try finding them and politely ask?

23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
*Sigh.* Tsk-tsk. Where are your manners?
"Would you be so kind as to please leave me fare for the bus?" would be a much more sincere and polite way to ask.


I sincerely thank you for taking a moment of your time to read this. I hope everyone has a lovely day. Take care.
*smiles and curtsies politely.*

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
I try to be.
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
Female
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Yes, I do! :)
4) Is age important to you?
No, not at all.
5) How old are you?
Oh, that isn't important.
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
At the gym?
7) Can I have my teeth back?
Yes, I don't have any use for them.
8) Do you like to be spanked?
I looove being spanked.
9) What's your favourite implement?
I can't decide. :(
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
No, but I'm up for anything.
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
I love wearing sexy clothing.
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Yes I do.
13) See Q6
14) Do you enjoy age play?
Yes.
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Yes.
16) What about blow jobs?
Love giving them.
17) See Q7
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
They are sensitive, but no more than average.
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
Yes, but its also very small and sometimes difficult to find.
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
That depends on what you mean by sensitive.
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
I like anything that restrains me.
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Sure.
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Of course. :)