1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!) Apparently..
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither. Hee! I (believe) female, but lemme check..(still checking)...yup, it's a girl!
3) Do you enjoy answering questions? Yes.
4) Is age important to you? In what context?
5) How old are you? Not quite thirty.
6) Where did you learn kick boxing? I didn't...
7) Can I have my teeth back? Sure, I'll mail 'em to ya.
8) Do you like to be spanked? I'm quite aroused by the idea...
9) What's your favourite implement? A flogger sounds most enticing.
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb? Again, in what context?
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes? Not particularly...
12) Do you like to take off clothes? I imagine I'd quite enjoy removing my Master's clothes...
13) See Q6 Seen, now what?
14) Do you enjoy age play? I doubt it would do much for me.
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment? It's all theory with me, but yes, I believe I would.
16) What about blow jobs? Ooo, very eager to try this...especially on my Master!
17) See Q7 Dude, I've seen it!
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive? I think so, but really don't have anything to compare against...
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f) You'd be surprised, I don't think mine is...
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive? Don't have a boyfriend...*pouts*
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves? I like all four.
22) OK. Now will you untie me? Um, why are you tied up? Thought I was the subbie here...
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare? Bro, if I had it I'd hand it over in a New York minute.