Sometimes I think that we have too much honesty and trust issues shoved down our throats, and no I am not saying they are not important, but just once I'd like to sneak in a few extra guilt free orgasms just because I felt like it.

Most of my infractions are minor and usually have reasonable explanations, so they are overlooked. If I continue to make the same mistakes constantly then I have a problem.

I will always tell on myself because what ever I did probably defeated the reasons I was supposed to be doing or not doing it in the first place.
Maybe that's why we tell the truth?