What the hell. Looks fun.

1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
Yes
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
Female
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Sometimes
4) Is age important to you?
At times its very appropriate to know.
5) How old are you?
346)
Where did you learn kick boxing?
To steal another sub's witty answer: while moving.
7)Can I have my teeth back?
maybe
8) Do you like to be spanked?
Don't know. Let's try and see.
9)What's your favourite implement?
Willing to experiment.
10)Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
Yes. Sparingly. It can be too strong in certain dishes.
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
Sometimes
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Yes, especially untying ties.
13)See Q6
Interesting.
14)Do you enjoy age play?
Haven't tried yet.
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Depends. What did I do wrong?
16) What about blow jobs?
Giving them, definitely. Getting? Don't remember.
17) See Q7
Not as interesting as Q6.18)
Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
Yes, very.
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
hm. not as such. maybe I'm doing something wrong. should remedy that.
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
N/A
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
Let's start with scarves and work up from there.
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Maybe.
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
I don't think I have any change.

Sense of humor is not a problem. Laughing at myself comes very easy.