1) Are you a sub? (Good thinking-eh? That should save some time!)
I try to be.
2) Are you m/f? m+f? Uncertain? Neither.
Female
3) Do you enjoy answering questions?
Yes, I do!
4) Is age important to you?
No, not at all.
5) How old are you?
Oh, that isn't important.
6) Where did you learn kick boxing?
At the gym?
7) Can I have my teeth back?
Yes, I don't have any use for them.
8) Do you like to be spanked?
I looove being spanked.
9) What's your favourite implement?
I can't decide.
10) Any strong views on the use of rhubarb?
No, but I'm up for anything.
11) Do you like to wear sexy clothes?
I love wearing sexy clothing.
12) Do you like to take off clothes?
Yes I do.
13) See Q6
14) Do you enjoy age play?
Yes.
15) Do you enjoy punitive treatment?
Yes.
16) What about blow jobs?
Love giving them.
17) See Q7
18) Are your nipples particularly sensitive?
They are sensitive, but no more than average.
19) Is your clit particularly sensitive? (Here of course I assume sub is f)
Yes, but its also very small and sometimes difficult to find.
20) Big lad, your boyfriend, is he particularly sensitive?
That depends on what you mean by sensitive.
21) Do you prefer rope; chain; straps or scarves?
I like anything that restrains me.
22) OK. Now will you untie me?
Sure.
23) Will you at least leave me the bus fare?
Of course.