Another one bites the dust...

[princess_of_pain]

princess-

Although not female, I'm with Alex on this one. I would suggest the humble rhubarb. It has many uses so I would imagine this particular one would present few problems. I'm not sure if it is rechargeable, but tastes good with lots of sugar.

Does this help?

Ed.

Oh wise, wonderful, embraceable, irreplaceable Ed. Your advice is never anything short of a message from the gods! Rhubarb you say, rhubarb it is. Thank you, thank you, thank you, from the bottom of my raw, red bottom....thank you!