Quote Originally Posted by margaret View Post
Aren't penises animate?

I wouldn't find inserting an inanimate penis to be much fun at all

I suppose technically they're animate, but without the--oh what's the proper word...connection (?) to a human being (or battery pack) they're just lifeless stalks of flesh (or jelly, plastic, silicone, vegetable, etc.). I was too quick to narrow the definition of "animate;" apologies.