Quote Originally Posted by Mad Lews View Post
He's high all right, but not on false drugs: He's high on the real thing. Powerful gasoline fumes, a clean windshield, and a shoe shine.....
(from Firesign Theater's memorable album "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers")
For those of you who are young and innocent an album was a flat circular piece of plastic with groves in it used to store audio files.
Think of it as a precursor to the CD if you will.
Live and learn children, live and learn....

Your Mad Sensei
As you can see from the title of this post, I am a punny guy.

It seems that Lews was in charge of the post I quoted because only Lews makes such egregious mistakes. An album is not, as my esteemed collegue in harrassment would have you believe, a flat piece of plastic with grooves used to store audio files. An album, musically speaking, is actually a collection of recordings that are stored together on one form of media or another. A music CD, cassette or record (also called an LP) with more than one song is called an album. What Lews was referring to is an LP or a phonograph record.

Unfortunately, while he may suggest that I am high on gasoline, shoe polish and windex, it is he who is suffering from brain damage (a Pink Floyd song).

Live and learn Lews, live and learn!

And now, I shall retire to my bunker, firmly ensconsed behind several layers of bomb resistant materials. I don't want to be in the open when Lews fires back, after all. He will fire back...he is ornery that way.