I keep swearing off vanilla dating, but I'm weak, and when people offer to fix me up it's hard to say no. I have a date in about two hours, in fact. I should really learn from the past, though, because what happens is I'm with a perfectly nice guy that I have a lot in common with, and I wind up feeling worse and worse because I know that no one will get what they truly want from the relationship.

I never, ever, ever tell.